The Indecent Item Of The Day: ROY STUART $1.3 MILLION RAMPANT SURFBOARD


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There are moments when designs is bringing hope to our future, like the Solar Charging Point by Eight, and sometimes something …

A $1.3 million surfboard – worth every penny – according to the New Zealand-based designer.

10-foot and 6-inches long, and is constructed from a hollowed out Paulownia timber core, while being reinforced with high-strength polycarbonate supports. The fins may look a bit unique, and that’s because they were designed specifically to maximize your performance on the water.

Do you know what can maximize your performance on the water for that price? A boat !!!!

The serrated fin allows you to control the board with ease, and the round fin creates a vortex of water that helps drastically reduce drag. So what does all this mean to you? It means speeds of up to 40 miles per hour on the water.

Just to justify your status of indecency there is a 23-karat gold leaf lion stamped on it. So who’s on board?

What I truly hope and believe is that this company has created this ridiculously over priced surfboard to get some attention.

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